Miss California USA is a premiere piece of ass.

Wait, sorry I got that mixed up.
Raquel Beezley, Miss California USA attended the LA premiere of "Pieces of Ass" with former Miss USA Shanna Moakler.
There, thats better.

I couldn't figure out what I thought was funnier, Miss California standing in front of a sign that has Pieces of Ass wrote all over it or two Miss USA girls standing in front of a sign that blatantly promotes Marani Vodka? And hey its a USA party, where were Tara Connor and Katie Rees??

Apparently Pieces of Ass is an off-broadway (yeah LA is about as far off-broadway as you can get) play about hot women (including girls like Brooke Burke) and their struggles of being so hot. Did I mention it used to have Brooke Burke in it? I think they should have just called it "Vagina Monologues for Supermodels". And if these girls have it so bad, what the hell does the other 99% of the female population get on a daily basis??

Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler is the newest "CenterPIECE" to host the show/play.
Past "CenterPIECES" have included Nicole Richie, Brooke Burke, Jamie-Lyn Sigler, and Janice Dickinson.

Anyway, here is the promo trailer.... FYI I think it probably sucks.
No, I take that back, I know it sucks.