Friday, July 11, 2008

Miss Washington.... "How you like them apples?"

TMZ.com has revealed some very condemning photos of Elyse Umemoto, Miss Washington 2007. Many of you will remember Elyse from the Miss America Pageant where she was a odds on favorite and ended up placing 2nd Runner-up. Well it appears that in her spare time Elyse has been sharpening her talents in Beer Pong and working on a her new platform dedicated to helping Deaf Lesbians, no not Def Leppard, I said Deaf Lesbians.

As you can imagine, Elyse has came out swinging and has already called a press conference to let the public know that these photos were stolen from her and that she did not intend for them to be seen by the public. Naaah, you don't say....

Perhaps Elyse should have called Miss NJ Amy Palumbo or Miss NV USA's Katie Rees to get some tips on how bad images of you, the internet, and nuclear image proliferation works.

No comment from "The Donald" so far.... He's probably on his jet headed for Miss Universe over in Vietnam this weekend. Oh, wait! Its not a USA girl this time!
Well I am sure Donnie will have something to say after he picks up the Vietnamese Enquirer tomorrow morning after landing in Nha Trang, Khanh Hoa. (Bless you)









I was kinda disappointed when I checked out the link on the Miss Washington website that's titled "Elyse in the news". It didnt forward you to any recent articles. So for all you who care to read the latest on Elyse check out TMZ.com

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So nice to see you support the Miss America girls. You're a real gem.

Lenn Long - Creative Director of PageantFire said...

I don't make this stuff up...
And the funny thing is, I do support Miss America girls. I think people should lighten up on "pageant girls" in general and start to realize that they are really no different than any other 18-24 year old female. And for those who say "pageant girls" are more involved than the typical teen... BOLOGNA!!! If they didnt have to have a platform, most wouldn't.